Your dad got high as balls before you did and he’s got the hydroponic gardening skills to prove it.
He rolled snow-cones of kush and had fifty gallon lungs that could rip a joint in a single hit.
So hipsters, next time you’re inhaling some sweet and legal, remember this…
You have your dad to thank and if you’re nice he might just teach you the ways of his green thumb.
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
(Source: badkryptonian, via tardistardistardisnine)
"One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?"
— Steve Maraboli
(Source: psych-facts, via nikktionary)